BTW: Right arm is a shovel, Left arm is a lever, right leg is a torch, left leg is a stick of dynamite, top chest is a furnaze, lower abdomen is a chest, and the head is a minecart.

Deep down in a large mining tunnel, 2 players were off digging.

They left all their mining supplies near several ancient ores they excavated. Suddenly a huge wave of silverfish pounced on them in a Fortress, killing off the less-handsome miner.

The materials were then abondoned, along with the magical ores, Over time, the ores dissolved and became a part of the supplies, combining into the mortal Bart, the Living Mining Equipment! He stalks the underground, scaring people and taking their equipment, growing larger and larger until... he gets gassy. Yeah, he should stop eating gunpowderm the stuff goes right threw him. Anyways... he recently ate some blaze charges, so you might want to bring some potions next time you go underground or else... he might steal your...
DAIMONDZZZ! 

OH NOOOOOO!
/(0o0)\
AHHHHHHH!!!!
...

P.S. The incredibly handsome miner lived on to become a tax collector.