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INTRODUCTION
Hello Minecrafters and welcome back to another blog! This blog will be more in the style of trying to make you laugh,so make sure you have a restroom near you because you may accidently wet yourself. Also,this blog isn't meant to offend anyone in any sort of way so if you take this in offense then don't be offended, it's all for jokes! Anyways, I hope you enjoy and have a good time reading this! As always...enjoy!
The Minecraft Community
The Minecraft community is such a weird...and unexplainable place...Once and a while you see a man with a naked skin log onto a server and t-bag you...and then you see a man burning himself in fire screaming in such a way that your eyes are forever scarred... Yes the Minecraft community is very weird...but that's because well, Minecraft is a place where you can do pretty much whatever you want! *Except for riding a unicorn...curse you Jeb...*
I've been apart of the Minecraft community for over a year now and I've seen so many unexplainable things that I'd be in physical and emotional counseling for a couple of years...Although Minecraft is so weird there are some people that are gentlemen *...Such as myself ;3 "Insert deep gentleman-ish laugh here."* where we laugh along with our distinguished fellow gentleman. Ahh..what am I saying,everybody in Minecraft is usually a bit odd in their own quirky ways.
The Trolls
Let's start off with the trolls! Ohh...you trolls out there...why must you make life so grueling for us? When you log into a server and start spamming the chats with links to a video that has baby cats being punted by bigfoot... *True story.* I've always thought of myself as a non-troll and try to act decent around fellow Minecrafters but let's face it, everybody once and a while falls under this category.
The Op Suck-Ups
Yah, you know who you guys are! Your the people who log onto servers and beg for op because you are from Planet Minecraft, or your Notch's son, or your with the F.B.I and there is an Armageddon Virus located on the server console. Well all I have to say to you guys is good job for annoying me over the past year </3! These people can get extremely annoying when dealt with for long periods of time. The Suck-Ups are also the people who beg for ranks and beg for diamonds because your to lazy to get them yourself!
The People With Brains
You literally act like you know everything. For instance, lets create a scenario. Let's just name the man...*Sir Smarts*
Me: Excuse me sir, whats the crafting recipe for a Diamond Chestplate again?
Sir Smarts: Oh my lord...you my sir are completely pathetic to not remember such a simple crafting recipe! I mean come on this is easier then multiplying X by 500 squared! UGH! It's 3 diamonds left and right and 2 in the middle down! Your such an unspeakable NUB!
Me: ....Thanks...
CONCLUSION
In the end, no matter what category you fall into; the community will always accept you however you choose to act. That's what is beautiful about this community! Thank you for reading the entire blog and I hope you've enjoyed, and also laughed! I'd also like to thank all of you guys for the amazing support you've been giving these blogs lately, it really means alot to me! As always I hope you have a wonderful Minecraftian day!
Hello Minecrafters and welcome back to another blog! This blog will be more in the style of trying to make you laugh,so make sure you have a restroom near you because you may accidently wet yourself. Also,this blog isn't meant to offend anyone in any sort of way so if you take this in offense then don't be offended, it's all for jokes! Anyways, I hope you enjoy and have a good time reading this! As always...enjoy!
The Minecraft Community
The Minecraft community is such a weird...and unexplainable place...Once and a while you see a man with a naked skin log onto a server and t-bag you...and then you see a man burning himself in fire screaming in such a way that your eyes are forever scarred... Yes the Minecraft community is very weird...but that's because well, Minecraft is a place where you can do pretty much whatever you want! *Except for riding a unicorn...curse you Jeb...*
I've been apart of the Minecraft community for over a year now and I've seen so many unexplainable things that I'd be in physical and emotional counseling for a couple of years...Although Minecraft is so weird there are some people that are gentlemen *...Such as myself ;3 "Insert deep gentleman-ish laugh here."* where we laugh along with our distinguished fellow gentleman. Ahh..what am I saying,everybody in Minecraft is usually a bit odd in their own quirky ways.
The Trolls
Let's start off with the trolls! Ohh...you trolls out there...why must you make life so grueling for us? When you log into a server and start spamming the chats with links to a video that has baby cats being punted by bigfoot... *True story.* I've always thought of myself as a non-troll and try to act decent around fellow Minecrafters but let's face it, everybody once and a while falls under this category.
The Op Suck-Ups
Yah, you know who you guys are! Your the people who log onto servers and beg for op because you are from Planet Minecraft, or your Notch's son, or your with the F.B.I and there is an Armageddon Virus located on the server console. Well all I have to say to you guys is good job for annoying me over the past year </3! These people can get extremely annoying when dealt with for long periods of time. The Suck-Ups are also the people who beg for ranks and beg for diamonds because your to lazy to get them yourself!
The People With Brains
You literally act like you know everything. For instance, lets create a scenario. Let's just name the man...*Sir Smarts*
Me: Excuse me sir, whats the crafting recipe for a Diamond Chestplate again?
Sir Smarts: Oh my lord...you my sir are completely pathetic to not remember such a simple crafting recipe! I mean come on this is easier then multiplying X by 500 squared! UGH! It's 3 diamonds left and right and 2 in the middle down! Your such an unspeakable NUB!
Me: ....Thanks...
CONCLUSION
In the end, no matter what category you fall into; the community will always accept you however you choose to act. That's what is beautiful about this community! Thank you for reading the entire blog and I hope you've enjoyed, and also laughed! I'd also like to thank all of you guys for the amazing support you've been giving these blogs lately, it really means alot to me! As always I hope you have a wonderful Minecraftian day!
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